Christmas Bingo Calls

The Full List of Christmas Bingo Calls 1-90

Christmas bingo calls are a modern invention. The traditional 1-90 board contains exactly one festive call (Christmas Cake, number 38), and callers managed for decades without any more. Every seasonal list online was written recently, and several big sites are running the same one. So we wrote our own. Ninety numbers, each a festive swap on the real call, plus a caller’s sheet and cards for the family game.

This is still ordinary 90-ball bingo. Only the language changes. The middle column is what you read out, and the third column tells you which traditional call it replaces, so anyone at the table who knows the proper board gets the joke.

The first twelve numbers come straight from The Twelve Days of Christmas, which saves everyone from learning them.

NumberChristmas callThe swap
1A Partridge in a Pear TreeDay one of the carol. Kelly’s Eye gets the night off
2Two Turtle DovesOne Little Duck becomes a pair of doves
3Three French HensCup of Tea makes way for the hens
4Four Calling BirdsThe carol’s own bingo pun. Originally colly birds, meaning coal-black
5Five Gold RingsThe line everyone sings. Let the room have it
6Six Geese a-LayingTom Mix never saw this coming
7Seven Swans a-SwimmingLucky Seven, now with swans
8Eight Maids a-MilkingOne Fat Lady takes a rest
9Nine Ladies DancingDoctor’s orders, apparently
10Ten Lords a-LeapingThe PM’s Den vacated for the aristocracy
11Eleven Pipers PipingLegs Eleven still earns its wolf whistle if you’d rather
12Twelve Drummers DrummingThe carol bows out at a dozen
13Lucky for ElvesUnlucky for Some, flipped
14Under the MistletoeValentine’s Day trades for the winter kissing licence
15Pigs in BlanketsYoung and Keen replaced by the plate’s main event
16Never Been MistletoedSweet Sixteen, festive edition
17Nativity QueenDancing Queen lands the lead in the school play
18Bucks Fizz at BreakfastComing of Age. The first legal Christmas toast
19Last of the Mince PiesGoodbye Teens, goodbye pastry
20Carols at the DoorOne Score becomes the singers on the step
21Key of the GrottoKey of the Door, reassigned to Santa
22Two Little DonkeysThe ducks swap for the carol’s little donkey. The room answers ee-aw
23While Shepherds WatchedPsalm 23 keeps its shepherd theme
24Christmas EveThe real thing. The date does the work
25Christmas DayAlso real, and the biggest cheer of the night
26Boxing DayThird true date in a row, then the invention starts again
27Turkey Curry AgainGateway to Heaven closes. The leftovers do not
28Wrapping in a StateIn a State, surrounded by sellotape
29Rise for the SalesRise and Shine, 29 December edition
30Fairytale of New YorkDirty Gertie was a song too. Wartime swapped for The Pogues
31New Year’s EveOne more real date to close the month
32Buckle My Snow BootBuckle My Shoe, winterised
33Sprouts and PeasFish, Chips and Peas goes seasonal. All the threes
34One Roastie MoreAsk for More, Oliver at Christmas dinner
35Sleigh Ride JiveJump and Jive on the downhill run
36Three Dozen CrackersThe counting calls become the Christmas shopping list
37Turkey in the OvenRhymes near enough with thirty-seven
38Christmas CakeUntouched. The one traditional call that was festive all along
39Steps to the GrottoThe Thirty-Nine Steps, rerouted
40Naughty or FortyNaughty Forty meets the naughty list
41Time for a Cracker PunTime for Fun, groans included
42The Big Fella’s DueWinnie the Pooh stands aside for Santa
43Oh Christmas TreeA carol title that happens to rhyme with three
44Droopy Paper CrownsDroopy Drawers, but it’s the cracker hat that won’t stay up
45Halfway Through the TurkeyHalfway There, measured in leftovers
46Elf Up to TricksUp to Tricks, shelf edition
47Stocking HeavenFour and seven, stockings by the fire
48Four Dozen BaublesThe shopping list continues
49Copper’s Mulled WinePC 49 clocks off for a warm one
50Santa’s Half CenturyHalf a Century, claimed by the big man
51Frostbitten ThumbTweak of the Thumb in the cold snap
52A Deck of Christmas CardsThe card pack becomes the pile you’re late posting
53Fairy Stuck in the TreeStuck in the Tree, topper edition
54Pine Needles on the FloorClean the Floor. You’ll still find them in March
55Icy DrivesSnakes Alive traded for the school-run skid. All the fives
56Last Bus Before ChristmasEven the Shotts Bus stops on the 25th
57Leftover VarietiesThe 57 label refitted for the post-Christmas fridge
58No Peeking Till EightMake Them Wait, enforced by every parent on the 25th
59The Polar Express LineThe Brighton Line takes the season off
60Five Dozen Fairy LightsAnd one bulb out, always
61Christmas Number OneBaker’s Bun swapped for the chart battle
62Turn the Toy ScrewTurn the Screw, Christmas Eve assembly duty
63Tickle Me ElmoTickle Me, finished off by the toy parents once fought over
64Rudolph’s Red Raw NoseRed Raw, with a shine on it
65Old Saint Nick’s PensionOld Age Pension. He’s earned it
66Clickety Click, Here Comes Saint NickThe rhyme was sitting there waiting
67Stairway to the AtticStairway to Heaven, where the decorations live
68Saying GraceSaving Grace, one letter and a full table away
69Snow Globe, Either Way UpSame trick as the original call
70Speech at ThreeThree Score and Ten gives way to the 3pm broadcast
71Little Drummer BoyBang on the Drum. The drummers’ second shift of the board
72Six Dozen Cracker JokesAll of them terrible, as tradition demands
73Last-Minute Shopping SpreeQueen Bee joins the Christmas Eve crowds
74Paper All Over the FloorHit the Floor at 8am on the 25th
75The Long Christmas DriveStrive and Strive, motorway edition
76Salvation Army BandSeventy-six trombones, now outside the shopping centre
77Double HelpingsAll the sevens, all the seconds
78Ice on the Garden GateNumber 8’s gate, frozen over
79One More SleepThe only unit of time a child accepts in December
80Blanket of SnowEight and Blank, whited out
81Corner Shop RunStop and Run, for the cream nobody bought
82Straight Down the ChimneyStraight On Through, rerouted
83Turkey Sandwich TeaTime for Tea, Boxing Day service
84Seven Dozen Paper HatsThe last of the counting calls
85Driving Home for ChristmasStaying Alive makes way for Chris Rea
86Boxing Day FootballBetween the Sticks, fixture-list edition
87Snow Down in DevonTorquay in Devon, about as likely as a white Christmas
88Two Fat RobinsTwo Fat Ladies in their winter plumage
89Nearly New YearNearly There, like the 30th of December
90Top of the TreeTop of the Shop, and the fairy’s seat. Still a full house

Want to print the table? Click here for the PDF version of our Christmas bingo calls list.

The Twelve Days of Christmas Opening Dozen

The carol is the closest thing Christmas bingo has to a heritage. Its twelve gifts map straight onto the first twelve numbers, everyone at the table already knows the words, and Five Gold Rings will get sung whether you ask for it or not. Lean into that. A caller who milks the pause before number five is doing the job properly. Well done!

There’s even a spare bit of trivia to deploy between games. Because the carol repeats every gift on every later day, the full song delivers 364 presents in total, one short of a present a day for a year. Somebody at the table will insist on checking the maths. Let them.

If your crowd would rather not perform, the first twelve still work read out plain. The calls are the decoration, never the game.

Which Christmas Bingo Calls Are Real?

Almost none of them, and we’re not going to pretend otherwise. The traditional board gives us Christmas Cake at 38, old rhyming slang that sat in the canon all year round. December then donates four true dates. Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, Boxing Day and New Year’s Eve are calls 24, 25, 26 and 31 by simple fact rather than anyone’s invention.

Everything else here, we wrote. The carol lines are old, but they were never bingo calls until seasonal lists like this one borrowed them. No other list is any different. Compare the festive lists on some of the best-known bingo sites, and you’ll find the identical calls in the identical order, copied from one page to the next. If a list doesn’t tell you where its calls came from, they came from another list.

The proper list of originals, with the stories behind Kelly’s Eye, Two Fat Ladies and the rest, lives on our main bingo calls page. This page is its Christmas jumper!

Funny Christmas Bingo Calls for the Grown-Ups

Once the kids are in bed, the same game runs on darker fuel, much better! Swap a handful of calls for the seasonal experiences nobody puts on a card and the second session usually gets louder than the first.

NumberCall
3Three Remotes, None Working
10The In-Laws’ Den
13Batteries Not Included
26Back to the Shops, Wrong Size
40On the Naughty List
52Cards You Never Sent
66Clickety Click, January’s Bill
90Still Doing the Washing-Up

Write your own and the only rule is knowing your table. Keep it cheeky rather than filthy if grandma’s playing; you wouldn’t want to give her a heart attack. The properly blue versions of the classic calls are a separate tradition, and they’ve got their own page.

Bingo Halls at Christmas

Here’s a fact that surprises even lifelong players. Christmas Day is the one day of the year when every licensed bingo hall in Great Britain is shut by law. Section 183 of the Gambling Act 2005 makes it a condition of every premises licence that no gambling can be offered on 25 December, so there’s no Christmas Day session anywhere, and no club gets a choice about it. The law covers buildings rather than websites, which is why the online rooms carry on as normal while the halls go dark for the day.

Don’t believe us? The Christmas Day closure rule is set out in section 183 of the Gambling Act 2005 on the official legislation site.

The rest of the season runs club by club. Christmas Eve, Boxing Day and New Year hours all vary, and the chains post their festive opening times and party sessions on their own club finders nearer the time, so check your local club’s page before setting out on the in-between days.

The older tradition was never in the big halls anyway. Christmas bingo’s natural home is the church hall, the social club and the school fundraiser, where the December session puts hampers on the prize table instead of cash. Nobody can say exactly when the hamper night started, but it remains a fixture of community calendars every December. That’s the game this page was really written for.

Playing Christmas Bingo at Home

A home game needs tickets for the players, the calls in front of whoever’s calling, and a way to draw numbers, which can be an app, numbered scraps in a bowl, or the tin of 90 balls that surfaces every December. Our free bingo card generator prints 90-ball tickets in strips of six, as many as the table needs.

Call slower than feels natural. Each festive call lands better with the plain number repeated after it, because half the table will be laughing over the first half of the sentence. A line, two lines and a full house per game gives three winners a game, and short games beat long ones when the audience has had a sherry.

Prizes want to be wrapped and silly. Chocolate coins, the posh biscuits, a scratchcard, the last cracker. At Christmas the unwrapping is the prize, and a £2 mystery parcel gets a better reaction than a tenner in an envelope. You can always give your aunt the whoopee cushion present you didn’t like!

Playing with family on a video call works too. Send everyone their tickets in advance from the generator, keep one caller, and have winners hold their ticket up to the camera to be checked. It’s how a lot of families kept the tradition going in 2020, and the format outlived the lockdowns for a reason. If half the family now plays the American game, our international bingo calls page covers what they’ll recognise.

Print the Christmas Caller’s Sheet

If you’re the caller, don’t try to improvise ninety festive calls from memory after two glasses of mulled wine. The whole list above fits on our free two-page A4 caller’s sheet, with a circle beside each number to dab off as it’s drawn and a blank second page for the house calls your family invents. Print it on card alongside a set of tickets from the generator and the whole night’s kit costs you the paper it’s printed on.